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An Amish farmer out in Pennnsylvania walking through his field,
notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.
The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben
dahin gesheissen." Which means, "Don't drink the water, the cows
have crapped in it."
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your
gibberish.? Speak English, infidel!"??
The Amish man says: "Use two hands, You'll get more."
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