[Andrea J.]

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes.
>
> We decided to grab a bite at the food court.. I noticed he was watching
>a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in
>all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at
>him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
> >
> > When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter
>old man, never done anything wild in your life?'
> >
> > Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on
>his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did
>not bat an eye in his response, 'Got drunk once and had
> sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'