[Bill]

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>> One afternoon an ambulance-chasing lawyer was riding in his limousine when
>> he saw two men along the roadside eating handfuls of grass.* Disturbed, he
>> ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.* He asked one
>> man,
>> "Why are you eating grass?"* "We don't have any money for food," the poor
>> man replied.* "We have to eat grass."* "Well, then, you can come with me
>> to
>> my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.* "But sir, I have a wife and
>> two children with me.* They are over there, under that tree."* "Bring them
>> along," the lawyer replied.* Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You
>> come with us, also."* The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But
>> sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"* "Bring them all, as
>> well," the lawyer answered.* They all entered the car, which was no easy
>> task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.* Once underway, one of
>> the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind.
>> Thank you for taking all of us with you."* The lawyer replied, "Glad to do
>> it.* You'll really love my place.* The grass is almost a foot high".
>>