[Bill]

Originally Posted by Orrin

A father is in church with three of his young children, including
his five year old daughter. As was customary, he sat in the very
front row so that the children could properly witness the
service.

During this particular service, the minister was performing the
baptism of a tiny infant. The little five year old girl was taken
by this, observing that he was saying something and pouring water
over the infant's head.

With a quizzical look on her face, the little girl turned to her
father and asked: "Daddy, why is he brainwashing that baby??"

Now that is funny!!!