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A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had
no prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the
horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a
steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the
saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but can't get
a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck,
but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse
gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap
away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately,
her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the
mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck
against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against
the ground, she is moments away from unconsciousness when, to her
great fortune, Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs
the horse.
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