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A lawyer trying to get tickets to the rage of the day, Phantom of
the Opera, finally settled for a couple of seats a year in
advance. When the exciting night arrived, the woman in front of
the lawyer noticed the empty seat next to him and asked why such a
valuable commodity was unused.
The lawyer replied that his wife couldn't make it. The woman asked
him if he didn't have relatives or friends who could have used the
seat.
He replied, "Oh, they're all at the funeral."
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