Some people are never happy eh?
Ok then, here are some options for you people that brings half the hotel room to the beach
http://www.corporatetravelsafety.com...e7d7edf6a8a9b2 
In general this site has ton of great stuff for the kind of people that frequents this forum
http://www.corporatetravelsafety.com , so go nuts (I did
).
But I am sure that someone has i.e. a pet elephant that they cannot find a way to secure when they go in the water
, but just let us know and maybe we can find something later
Have fun
Carsten