[Bill]

Originally Posted by Orrin

Tower: "Delta 702, cleared for takeoff, contact departure on 124.7"

Delta 702: "Tower, Delta 702 switching to departure, by the way,
after we lifted off, we saw some kind of dead animal on the far
end of the runway."

Tower: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, contact departure on 124.7,
did you copy the report from Delta?"

Continental 635: "Cleared for takeoff roger, and yes we copied
Delta and we've already notified our caterers."

Orrin, you hit an all time low with that one. Im sure the dead animal was a cat Keep them coming!