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The only bingo we play is tourist beach bingo. Old guy in brightly flowered shirt, check. Guy in a speedo that should be wearing a tent, check. Woman with skin the color and consistency of my high school ball glove, check. Woman with more than $25k in jewelrysitting on the beach, check. Woman with a bikini roughly the size of a postage stamp, never check that box and tell the wife you never saw her.
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