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Morris, a Washington DC Bureaucrat, moves to the country and
decides he's going to take up farming. He heads to the local
co-op and tells the man, "Give me 100 baby chickens." The co-op
man complies.
A week later Morris returns and says, "Give me 200 baby chickens."
The co-op man complies.
Again, a week later the man returns. This time he says, "Give me
500 baby chickens." "Wow!" the co-op man replies, "You must
really be doing well!"
"Naw," said Morris with a sigh, "I'm either planting them too deep
or too far apart!"
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