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    O's-Pope Francis visit Aruba!

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    Cindyo and rob o boarded their plane in Boston to head to Aruba. They thought that it was odd that their Jet Blue flight was changed to Alitalia.
    Once onboard lo and behold, they found themselves surrounded my men in black cassocks with red skull caps all drinking single malt scotch and welcoming the Os with open arms. The Os and their daughter and vegan friend began to think that they were in an episode of the "twilight zone."

    The altar boy flight attendants led the O's to their "supreme being seats" in "heavenly class".

    As they buckled themselves in, the Pope, adorned in his white cassock, walked up the aisle and seated himself across from the Os.
    He spoke to the Os and in a strong kind voice, thanked the Os for inviting he and his entourage to Marriott Surf Club for a few days of sun and fun.
    The Pope, kept expressing his thanks and finally it dawned on the Os that the Pope and his entourage all took vows of poverty, so that this trip was coming from the wallets of the Os. Rob, turned ashen, then sat back in his seat and said to Cindy.......................... (please continue...remember the zanier the better)

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    "Cindy...we must do something". Cindy called the flight attendant. " Do you have any Holy Water on board as I fear Rob is in need of some " After she returned and sprinkled Rob from the Popes private collection, Rob started to become coherent. Then realizing the gravity of the situation he asked to speak with the Captain of the flight. After a few minutes the Captain emerged from the cockpit and walked back to Rob and Cindy. Seeing a man in uniform was just too much for Cindy. She started to swoon all over him. Rob struggled to keep control.

    " Sir" he said to the Captain. " We cannot arrive in Aruba with the blessed Father and his entourage without some form of greeting from the Aruban Govt.". The Captain agreed and returned to the cockpit and radioed ahead to the folks at Reina Beartix Airport to advise them of the special inbound passengers.

    At Reina Beatrix, pandemonium broke out. Rob and Cindys stay was about to Become a major event.......

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    When the pope heard there were plans for a grand welcome, he approached Cindy and asked her to ensure that he had enough time to say hello to as many people as possible. Cindy gushed, it would be an honor. However. Rob pulled her aside saying the pope also wants to go to the animal shelter to adopt a puppy! Cindy now has to figure out how to pull off both. They has special permission to use their cell phones during their flight and call ...

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    During their call to ARF-ARUBA board members (Stella and Kathy) they made arrangements for a pup, a genuine aruba cuncucu pup be delivered to the pop upon landing at QB Airport. This particular pup is one of the many strays that ARF-Aruba, rescues and gets adopted. As the plane approached the runway to land, folks on the Renaissance Island held signs that read WELCOME Holy Father and Os. As they disembarked the Alitalia jet..................

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    ...the strong Aruba wind started to gust. The pope started to tumble as his white robe sailed forth in the wind. Realizing that he may fall, Rob and Cindy each grabbed his arms. The wind was just too strong and swept all 3 of them off the stairway. Like an apparition all 3 flew through the air like angels. This did not impress the Aruban Immigration folks who immediarely......

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    were suspicious as they had never seen something like this before in their entire life! Was this an invasion of some sort? Aliens? Do they have a visa? A passport? A Green Card? As this large white sailing object came closer and closer and larger and larger, so became their eyes! Holy Moly! But then, they realized, it was the Holy Father and his entourage Cindy and Rob!

    The immigration officers and the entire staff of the airport opened their arms and with a big smile on their faces said: "Welcome to Aruba! Bon bini! Benvenuto!! Welcome to Paradise!"

    The Pope felt very honored and happy! And with a soft voice, he replied: "Paradise? How wonderful! Show me!"

    And off they went....

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    ...to meet Bully. Only the best for the Pope and the Os! Who needs the Pope Mobil when you have a comfortable van with the most personable driver on the island. They all insisted that the first stop must be...
    Not sure when, but we will be back

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    ... At that fabulous bakery that Bully is known to stop at. He didn't know that the Pope was a real sugar addict and neither he or Rob or Cindy could get the Pope to stop consuming all those sugary treats. He was absolutely giddy and insisted he would not appear at any of his scheduled event unless Cindy and Rob took him to ....

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    ...the hospital to be treated for an acute attack of sugar overload. The Os and Bully were not aware that the Pope was a diabetic and they loaded him full of sugar.
    In order for the Pope to not be singing for St Peter at the Pearly Gates, the Os had to hurry and get him to to ER.
    Upon entiering the ER the administrative worker demanded to see the Pope's.......

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    ....ring. He flashed his ring and she knelt to kiss it as she was so devout. After a brief stay at Horacio Uduber Hospital of an hour or so, the Pope asked the Os to show him a tourist beach. Cindy suggested they stop and park at the Hyatt. They all then walked down to the beach. The Pope cut a dashing figure in his white robes and Rayban wrap around sunglasses. The Pope stood and surveyed the scene. There were many scantily clad Venezuelans prancing around on the beach. He turned toCindy and requested she get something for him to stand on in order to address a small group who had gathered. He was not going to disappoint them. After Rob got the Pope set up, the Pope climbed onto the small pedestal. " I am going to give the blessing of the thong for all those cheeky girls "
    with this he...

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