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    ...thought to turn now to the bosom of nature, so his two angles Cindy and Rob took him to Arashi beach, to calm mind, spirit and body. The serene scenery while watching the breathtaking sunset inspired the fantasy, the formation of clouds reminded of huge...

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    Marshmallows....fluffy and yummy.....Now the O's begin their job of being the Pope's tour guide....

    This is a story that is going to be hard to believe but please read on. On a recent trip to Aruba, the concierge called the O's family room requesting a favor. The Pope was going to visit Aruba and for some strange reason he wanted the O's family to set up an itinerary of things to do while he was here. Maybe cuz they have been to Aruba so many times could be the reason this famous and crazy family of O's (and I do not mean the Osbourne family) were chosen. The O's started thinking of things the Pope might like to do. The first idea they came up with was a dip in the bar pool. The O's suggested this to his papalness and said it sounded like a good idea but, the Pope said there might be a problem. They did not ask what he meant. Probably should have. When they all got to the pool, the Pope stepped in and started to walk across the water. This caused several of the customers at the bar to renounce alcohol and leave the bar. This in turn, caused the bartenders a lot of anxiety because of the loss of paying customers. Knowing they were the ones who brought the Pope swimming, they started getting a little touchy, so they had to rope in the pope, get the hell out of there and think of some other form of entertainment. Now you have to understand the Pope wears a lot of clothing. I wonít get into too much of it but he wears a long dress thatís called Chasuble and some kind of a vest over that called a Fanon. This is what gets The O's into trouble on their next adventure. How about parasailing? Yea, thatíll work, right? Wrong. So the o's asked his popeness if he would like to try it and he said you are my guide, which kind of bothered me says Rob O. You know me guiding around the pope. Shouldnít it be the other way around? Anyway, we went down to where the parasailing boats were and I booked a flight. The guy driving the boat took one look at the pope and asked if he would rather wear some swimming attire. His popeness refused, saying he couldnít remove his vestments (Chasuble) until he retired. Rob O didnít realize he meant go to bed, so asked him what kind of retirement plan he had and how many years he had to go. He just gave him a funny look. So anyway, the boat driver said he would do what he could. The O's and the Pope went out to sea. I donít know if you know how these boats work, so Iíll try to explain it. There is a deck on the back of the boat where the parasailer lifts off from. The boats crew harnesses up the rider and connects him to a winch. The winch allows the rider to be let out on a rope attached to a parachute. The boat comes up to speed and the chute inflates, lifting the rider into the air. Cool huh? Guess what caught the air first. You got it, the Papal vestments (Chasuble and Fanon). Apparently these vestment are aerodynamic, because he took off like a rocket. The chute behind him didnít have to do any of the heavy lifting. The only problem was that he couldnít see anything because his junk was all in his face. Donít think like that, Iím talking about his vestments. Once the Pope regained his sight and sea legs......

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    ......he truly enjoyed his flight. Seeing this divine looking man sailing through the air, many beachgoers were in awe. When His Popeness finally landed on Hadicurari dock near the Surf Club, there was a huge crowd that asked to be baptized right then and there....and so Francis did....
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    A huge baptism in front of Moomba Beach Bar. He had thousands of people surrounding him. Tourists and locals stood patiently while Pope Francis delivered a sermon. His spoke of the evils of parking meters and casinos. He spoke of not having the right change, change for the metered, change for the slots, and change for tips. During the blessing he had the followers raise their Brites and pour their bottles over their heads. To continue the blessing he summoned the Jolly Piaate ship to come ashore. With one swoop of his hand he was able to fly on board the ship where he.......

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    .....changed into a brief speedo. He then asked the crew to serve him his favourite communion wine. Alas, none was on board. Cindy, feeling totally negligent scoured the bar to make his holiness.......

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    A large frozen Pina Colada made with "local Palerma rum". As the pope sat on the Jolly Pirate wearing his speedo, his eye caught the infamous rope swim as Cindy positioned herself on top of rob's shoulders and they together went sailing thru the air. Unfortunately Cindy's bathing suit...

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    .......caught the Popes beany. Not to be outdone by the "Flying Otoskis " the Pope ran to the bow and launched himself off the deck. The beany was firmly lodged in Cindys .........

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    "cleavage" . Cindy of course had to pose with her beany and chest in the forefront. As Cindy enjoyed posing, with her loveliness showing, Rob and some of the JP crew were in the water saving the pontiff who was going down for the count...

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    Fast forwarding out of respect for "his Pontiffness", he was able to get back to shore with his dignity intact. He went to Rob and Cindy's room at the Surf Club and cleaned up while Cindy laundered his Popeness's garments. Once he was back in his familiar attire, he walked to Harencia with Cindy and Rob where he......
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    expressed his longing for his favorite dinner "iguana stew."

    although killing iguanas in aruba is unlawful, the pope gave his special dispensation and cindy and rob began their hunt asking the many aruban friends that they have, "where to get "iguana stew". hubert (Bully's brother in law) directed them to a small side road in noord, where a food truck was serving iguana stew.

    as they got out their $ to pay and place their order, ............

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