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    20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity



    1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and
    point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
    2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
    3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want
    Fries with that.
    4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
    5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has
    gotten Over Their Caffeine
    Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
    6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling
    Diamonds"
    7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The
    Prophecy."
    8. Don t use any punctuation
    9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
    10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious
    face.
    11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
    12. Sing Along At The Opera
    13. Go To a Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
    14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical
    Sounds all
    Day.
    15. Five Days In
    Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend
    Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
    16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name,
    Rock Bottom..
    17. When The Money Comes out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
    18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,
    Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
    19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are
    Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
    20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of
    Insanity.......Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
    It's Called!
    Therapy.

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    I love this, it's soooo funny!

    I'm going to try #10, I don't know if I can get away with some of the others at work. They already think I've lost it.
    Next Aruba trip in

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    Mark, Here I am sitting at my computer still in my PJ's... Rob and the girls left for school about 25 minutes ago..and I have tears rolling down my face laughing at your post. That is the funniest thing I read in a long time..YES, that was therapy for me !!!
    " Ok girls, one of you has to be let go due to the economy" Perfect...

    Thanks so much, you started my day great, cindyo

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    That was great I think I will start using some of those now in accordance with the prophecy

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    Quote Originally Posted by cindyo View Post
    Mark, Here I am sitting at my computer still in my PJ's... Rob and the girls left for school about 25 minutes ago..and I have tears rolling down my face laughing at your post. That is the funniest thing I read in a long time..YES, that was therapy for me !!!
    " Ok girls, one of you has to be let go due to the economy" Perfect...

    Thanks so much, you started my day great, cindyo
    I'm glad to help start your day right!

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