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cindyo · 04-30-2009, 12:55 PM

Bill, my daughter has a GALA event at her HS this weekend....She is in drumline...and guess what they are playing...TRASH CANS !!!! cindyo

Bill · 04-30-2009, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by cindyo

Bill, my daughter has a GALA event at her HS this weekend....She is in drumline...and guess what they are playing...TRASH CANS !!!! cindyo

Thats to funny.

Orrin · 05-01-2009, 11:59 PM

Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his
crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew
became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me
my Red shirt!" The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red
shirt, which the captain put on and led the crew to battle the
pirate boarding party. Although some casualties occurred among the
crew, the pirates were repelled.

Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were now TWO
pirate vessels sending boarding parties. The crew cowered in fear,
but the Captain, calm as ever bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!"
And once again the battle was on. Once again the Captain and his
crew repelled both boarding parties, although this time more
casualties occurred.

Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night
recounting the day's occurrences when an ensign looked to the
Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt
before the battle?"

The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a Captain can
give, exhorted, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not
show the wound and thus, you men will continue to fight unafraid."

The men sat in silence marveling at the courage of such a man. As
dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were
more pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their
way. The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their
leader, for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever,
bellowed, "Bring me my brown pants!"

cindyo · 05-02-2009, 10:02 AM

Orrin...good one...I enjoy your excellent sence of humor !

*Arubalisa* · 05-02-2009, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by cindyo

Orrin...good one...I enjoy your excellent sence of humor !

Me too!

danadog56 · 05-02-2009, 10:30 PM

Me three !!!!!!

Orrin · 05-03-2009, 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cindyo

Orrin...good one...I enjoy your excellent sence of humor !

Thanks... there are a lot more if you click on the link under my signature!

Bill · 05-03-2009, 10:05 PM

I think it will*work.

Orrin · 05-04-2009, 08:11 PM

An elderly priest invited a young priest over for dinner. During
the meal, the young priest couldn't help noticing how attractive
and shapely the housekeeper was. Over the course of the evening he
started to wonder if there was more between the elderly priest and
the housekeeper than met the eye. Reading the young priest's
thoughts, the elderly priest volunteered, "I know what you must
be thinking, but I assure you, my relationship with my
housekeeper is purely professional."

About a week later the housekeeper came to the elderly priest and
said, "Father, ever since the young Father came to dinner, I've
been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't
suppose he took it do you?"

The priest said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write him a letter
just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:

"Dear Father, I'm not saying that you 'did' take a gravy ladle
from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy
ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since
you were here for dinner."

Several days later the elderly priest received a letter from the
young priest which read:

"Dear Father, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with your
housekeeper, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with your
housekeeper. But the fact remains that if you were sleeping in
your own bed, you would have found the gravy ladle by now."

Bill · 05-06-2009, 09:03 AM

Gun Control
A new political official, at a recent rural elementary school assembly in
East Texas, asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he
started to
slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in
total silence.

Then he said into the microphone, 'Children, every time I clap my hands
together, a child in America dies from gun violence.'

Then, little Richard Earl, with a proud East Texas drawl, pierced the
quiet and said: ''Well, dumba**, stop clapping!'

04-30-2009, 12:55 PM	#121 (permalink)
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05-01-2009, 11:59 PM	#123 (permalink)
Orrin Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Nevada Posts: 178	Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my Red shirt!" The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, which the captain put on and led the crew to battle the pirate boarding party. Although some casualties occurred among the crew, the pirates were repelled. Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were now TWO pirate vessels sending boarding parties. The crew cowered in fear, but the Captain, calm as ever bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" And once again the battle was on. Once again the Captain and his crew repelled both boarding parties, although this time more casualties occurred. Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's occurrences when an ensign looked to the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?" The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a Captain can give, exhorted, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the wound and thus, you men will continue to fight unafraid." The men sat in silence marveling at the courage of such a man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were more pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my brown pants!" Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Share Post on Facebook __________________

05-02-2009, 10:02 AM	#124 (permalink)
cindyo Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Reniassance Island Posts: 3,523 Images: 138	Orrin...good one...I enjoy your excellent sence of humor ! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Share Post on Facebook __________________ Cindyo Family Poolside at the Rennaissance suites April 2010 Family with Bully, arubalisa & family Next Aruba trip in Next Aruba trip in

05-02-2009, 10:30 PM	#126 (permalink)
danadog56 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: everywhere and anywhere Posts: 1,619 Images: 13	Me three !!!!!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Share Post on Facebook __________________ Okay, so here we go again,,,,,,10 months and counting.....

05-03-2009, 10:05 PM	#128 (permalink)
Bill Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Any beach, party, bar or Casino!!!!!! Posts: 1,013 Images: 3	I like hats I think it will*work. Attached Thumbnails Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Share Post on Facebook __________________ BW

05-04-2009, 08:11 PM	#129 (permalink)
Orrin Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Nevada Posts: 178	An elderly priest invited a young priest over for dinner. During the meal, the young priest couldn't help noticing how attractive and shapely the housekeeper was. Over the course of the evening he started to wonder if there was more between the elderly priest and the housekeeper than met the eye. Reading the young priest's thoughts, the elderly priest volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, my relationship with my housekeeper is purely professional." About a week later the housekeeper came to the elderly priest and said, "Father, ever since the young Father came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose he took it do you?" The priest said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write him a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Father, I'm not saying that you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner." Several days later the elderly priest received a letter from the young priest which read: "Dear Father, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with your housekeeper, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with your housekeeper. But the fact remains that if you were sleeping in your own bed, you would have found the gravy ladle by now." Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Share Post on Facebook __________________

05-06-2009, 09:03 AM	#130 (permalink)
Bill Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Any beach, party, bar or Casino!!!!!! Posts: 1,013 Images: 3	Gun Control A new political official, at a recent rural elementary school assembly in East Texas, asked the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence. Then he said into the microphone, 'Children, every time I clap my hands together, a child in America dies from gun violence.' Then, little Richard Earl, with a proud East Texas drawl, pierced the quiet and said: ''Well, dumba**, stop clapping!' Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Share Post on Facebook __________________ BW