There was an elderly man that sat despondantly day after day in his wheelchair at the nursing home's garden.
A woman, also a nursing home resident wandered up to him and asked if there was something she could do to make him feel better, less depressed and despondent.
He unzipped his pants and asked her to "just hold it".
She saw nothing wrong with that request and continued the holding ritual every afternoon for many weeks.
One day she went to the garden to sit and "hold".
The man wasn't in his usual location.
The woman became distressed and looked around.
Lo and behold she found him in another section of the garden with ANOTHER WOMAN "holding it".
Later, in the nursing home's dining room she confronted the man and said "I am disappointed to have found you with another woman. What does she have that I don't have?"
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Last edited by Andrea J.; 07-01-2008 at 05:55 PM.
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