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    thank you fry......i thought it was only me.

    Quote Originally Posted by fry120 View Post
    Whoever wrote that def had a few drinks and took some pills. I'm confused too.

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    I think the jist of the joke, is the wife is saying that out of 30 mins of lovemaking, 29 and 1/2 are getting ready.
    But I don't get most of the rest. What is a "1 man box open(will go see what I did yesterday later)"

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    It was just a joke,Bailey is a new puppy, no I was not drunk(fiction) goggle Men's Brains by Mark Gungor, and the 1 box will make sense.

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    My comment about being drunk was a joke too. I wasn't tyring to be mean (maybe sarcastic). It is just a little confusing the first time you read it.

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    shower,comb your hair, shave,brush your teeth,light candles,pour a glass of wine, turn the bed back, DOES
    NOT COUNT!
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    LOL! I get it............ Oh oh, I get it, that cant be good.

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    ya but when one has to read it over and over and over.....loses something.
    hahahahaha

    move forward.

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    There's no offence taken anywhere, just hope you see the men brains video, it's hilarious. moving on

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    Moving On

    When our school librarian announced she was changing schools, my fellow teacher asked a student, "Why do you think Ms. Richardson is leaving?"

    The third grader opined, "Because she's read all our books?"

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    GOD LOVES DRUNK PEOPLE TOO
    A man and his wife were awoken at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.
    The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,
    standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

    "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
    He slams the door and returns to bed.
    "Who was that?" asked his wife..
    "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
    "Did you help him?" she asks.
    "No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!"
    "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you
    Remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?
    I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
    The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the
    pounding rain.
    He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
    "Yes," comes back the answer.
    "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
    "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
    "Where are you?" asks the husband.
    "Over here on the swing," replied the drunk

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    Let me first clarify, this is not an April Fool's joke.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs23CjIWMgA

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