HUMOR (no profanity PG13 )

[nitroy2k]

Hahah parrody on SCOOBY DOO CSI!
Welma got owned and now they are investigating

http://fliiby.com/file/54467/8m5we0s1js.html

[nitroy2k]

Lol so STUPID but SO FUNNY .. damm i laughed like crazzy U have to see this

http://fliiby.com/file/54670/8peg5q70r7.html

[nitroy2k]

Well we all usualy have that a a a when we are traying to speak but they over did it

http://fliiby.com/file/54763/vn0r4i682q.html

[nitroy2k]

This guy goes above and beyond the call of dookie, to provide a most enjoyable restroom experience.

http://fliiby.com/file/52571/tcvqu9isbg.html

[Arubalisa]

For Michele..."never judge a book by it's cover".

How old are you?

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."

"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?'

"Twenty-six," he said.

[Arubalisa]

BLONDE LOGIC
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away...Florida or the moon?'
The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????'

CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, 'What's the story?'
He replies, 'Just crap in the carburettor'
She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'

SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!'

RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. 'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How can I get to the other side?'
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, 'You ARE on the other side.'

AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
'Impossible! ' says the doctor. 'Show me.'
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more.
She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed.
Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you?
'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde.'
'I thought so,' the doctor said. 'Your finger is broken.'

BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!' The American said, 'We were the first on the moon!'
The Blonde said, 'So wh at? We're going to be the first on the sun!'
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. 'You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!' said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, 'We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!'

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?'
'HELLLOOOOOOO. .....,' answered the blond. 'They're watch dogs!'

[Orrin]

The following is the 2007 winning entry from an annual contest at
Texas A&M University calling for the most appropriate definition
of a contemporary term.

This year's term was 'Political Correctness'.

The winner wrote:

"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional,
illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous
mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is
entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

[Arubalisa]

Originally Posted by Orrin

mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

Should that read propaganda and not proposition?

[rob o]

I don't know who this new guy, Orrin, is....but I like him already!

[Arubalisa]

Originally Posted by rob o

I don't know who this new guy, Orrin, is....but I like him already!

His reputation preceeds him. He finds hilarious cartoons as well.