The New Teacher
Having served his time with the Marine Corps,
a man became a school teacher and before
school started he injured his back. He was
required to wear a plaster cast around the
upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast
fit under his shirt and wasn't even noticeable.
On the first day of class, he found himself
assigned to the toughest students in the
school. Walking confidently into the rowdy
classroom, he opened the window wide and
sat down at his desk. When a strong breeze
made his tie flap, he took a stapler and
stapled the tie to his chest.
He had no trouble with discipline that year...