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    After spending four hours in makeup, 2012 NBA Rookie of the Year Kyrie Irving heads to the courts of New Jersey to devour some young bloods in a pick-up game.

    Video: http://devour.com/video/uncle-drew/
    No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem
    Next Aruba trip in
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    THAT was outstanding!
    Quote Originally Posted by corona View Post
    After spending four hours in makeup, 2012 NBA Rookie of the Year Kyrie Irving heads to the courts of New Jersey to devour some young bloods in a pick-up game.

    Video: http://devour.com/video/uncle-drew/

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    Arrow Enjoy

    BEAUTIFUL graphics. Especially loved the colors...

    Look at the caption and then concentrate on the drawing and you should get a chuckle. At least I know I did

    Palm tree fell on a cunucu house, but no worries, Arubans are always happy sort of thing...


    http://www.behance.net/gallery/Aruba...Island/4141703

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    Ok, here is your first halloween joke. Enjoy!!


    HAPPY HALLOWEEN!


    Two brooms were hanging in the closet and
    after a while they got to know each other so
    well, they decided to get married.

    One broom was, of course, the bride broom,
    the other the groom broom.

    The bride broom looked very beautiful in her
    white dress. The groom broom was handsome
    and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was
    lovely.

    After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the
    bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom,
    'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'


    'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.


    Are you ready for this?
    Brace yourself; this is going to hurt! !! !! !



    'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'


    Sounds to me like she's .......
    ......been ....sweeping around!!!
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    As for question number on i think the spectators are not counting the hits, they were busy talking that's why the couldn't get the score line. As for the contestant i think they should try to count under pressure lol

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    Hopefully I say this right....

    A young couple had taken their young child a boy to Aruba..
    They did not realize it was clothes option....
    While the mother was sitting on her chair just enjoying the sun and the sounds of the wave
    Son came up to her and stated "mom... why is that lady's boobs bigger than yours?"
    She replied... "well, kiddo, the bigger you are the "dumber you are."
    The little boy was okay with that answer and continued to play at the edge of the water.
    A few minutes later he came back and asked her "why is some men "weiner bigger than others"
    Again... she replied "the bigger you are the dumber you are"
    He went back to his playing..
    All of a sudden the boy ran to his mother and yelled "mom, mom dad is talking to the dumbest lady on the beach, but the
    more he talks with her ... the "dumber he gets"

    (little old lady told me this at work.. almost pee my pants)
    Cathi

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    check out this you tube video.
    this lady is hysterical!
    thank goodness sharks are of little or no concern in aruba

    disclosure: we are on vacation next week to New Smyrna Beach on the east coast FL, just a bit south of Daytona.
    apparently the shark bite capitol of the world.
    i guess it wont be much of a vacation as we will be at the pool (just like home) reading and floating aimlessly about in the pool being mindful of not going into the shark's house.
    enjoy this you tube video
    this lady is the bomb!
    i would love to meet her. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvMQCg6z920

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    Too funny...
    New Smyrna Beach??? Shark county of the world.
    Don't worry about the sharks... we go there lots of time and haven't seen one yet and hope not too. (only live 5 minutes from there)
    They do have the Boston Fish House there. Real seafood.. used to be pretty good but last few times the food wasn't as good.

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    I swam with the Sharks in Vegas and took a ride on the slide right through the tank!
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    Wow Peg!! that must have been insane!
    Jacki ~ loving Aruba from NJ

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