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Old 01-13-2011, 09:37 AM   #1 (permalink)
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junk mail headlines

thought it would be kind of interesting to post the 1 line (from subject box) of our junk mail.

so keep it clean.
'the intent is HUMOR'

at the end of 2 weeks, i will try to put it together and make a story out of it.
(or not hahaha)

so here is one of my junk mail subject lines
NEW! Best HERBAL GROW HAIR and WEIGHT LOSS PILL - 17 X POTENT!
so just post the "line".
keep it clean and if there are certain words describing anatomical parts maybe those could be XXXX'd out.
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Old 01-13-2011, 12:03 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 01-14-2011, 08:56 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 01-17-2011, 08:21 PM   #10 (permalink)
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