Aruba Beach
Results 1 to 2 of 2

Thread: New Lyrics

  1. #1
    Senior Member Orrin's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2008

    New Lyrics

    Some of the artists of the 1960's are revising their hits
    with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

    Bobby Darin ---
    Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

    Herman's Hermits ---
    Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.

    Ringo Starr ---
    I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

    The Bee Gees -- -
    How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

    Roberta Flack---
    The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

    Johnny Nash ---
    I Can't See Clearly Now.

    Paul Simon---
    Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

    The Commodores ---
    Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

    Marvin Gaye ---
    Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

    Procol Harem---
    A Whiter Shade of Hair.

    Leo Sayer ---
    You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

    The Temptations ---
    Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

    Denture Queen.

    Tony Orlando ---
    Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

    Helen Reddy ---
    I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

    Leslie Gore---
    It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.

    Willie Nelson ---
    On the Commode Again.

  2. #2
    Senior Member cindyo's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Reniassance Island & Surf Club Lazy River
    5,694 your sence of humor...bravo !

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts

Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO