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*Andrea J.* · 12-16-2009, 05:45 PM

so we are seated, and the flight attendants come by with the beverage cart.

paul looks at the women and says, it is nice to see some "old timers".................meaning, you gals are OLD.

i almost pooped my pants.
they were none too happy being called old.

i said to him in a loud voice "WHAT the (BLANK) is wrong with you? i am sure you all know the word.
the 2 flight attendants agreed and told him, no beverage for you and they also said to me.....do not share yours with him!

later they came by with a can of coke for him.
he apologized and tried to make it come out the way he inteded but dug his grave deeper. open mouth insert whole leg.

we are speaking..............barely.

Shnyda · 12-16-2009, 06:49 PM

Hahaha - sometimes the WRONG things just slip out!

ChuckiesDad · 12-16-2009, 07:34 PM

well... he is correct, and even the young ones are sometimes less than attractive

...

*Arubalisa* · 12-16-2009, 07:58 PM

Look at the bright side.

At least he did not call them b's

like someone else recently did!

http://www.politico.com/click/stories/0912/schumer_has_a_flight_to_forget_.html

Sgroi135 · 12-16-2009, 10:19 PM

Ha.
That is something that I would do too!

qlaval · 12-16-2009, 11:30 PM

LOL.....

What about this one...

One of my flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us: “Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing this big scary plane shortly. So, lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.”

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed, rather Arabic-looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. “Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines; but, I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.”

She calmly turned her head and said,
“In my country, I am called a ‘Princess’. I take orders from no one.”

To which, I swear, the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, “Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a ‘Queen’. So, I outrank you. Tray up, Bitc_!”.

*Arubalisa* · 12-17-2009, 12:26 AM

omg!

rob o · 12-17-2009, 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andrea J.

i said to him in a loud voice "WHAT the (BLANK) is wrong with you? i am sure you all know the word.

No, I don't. I can think of more than one option!

DANNYO · 12-17-2009, 07:19 AM

Was she really that old...only calling it the way he sees it

*Andrea J.* · 12-17-2009, 07:23 AM

my guess is that they were in their 60s
certainly not old

pierre u are a scream

12-16-2009, 05:45 PM	#1 (permalink)
Andrea J. Aruba since 1979 Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Location: renaissance island, eagle beach, amsterdam manor/passions beach bar, Hung Paradis, alto vista chapel, madam janettes, big porch at B55 Posts: 13,258 Images: 80	omg what paul said to 2 flight attendants today so we are seated, and the flight attendants come by with the beverage cart. paul looks at the women and says, it is nice to see some "old timers".................meaning, you gals are OLD. i almost pooped my pants. they were none too happy being called old. *i said to him in a loud voice "WHAT the (BLANK)* is wrong with you? i am sure you all know the word. the 2 flight attendants agreed and told him, no beverage for you and they also said to me.....do not share yours with him! later they came by with a can of coke for him. he apologized and tried to make it come out the way he inteded but dug his grave deeper. open mouth insert whole leg. we are speaking..............barely.** Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Share Post on Facebook

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12-16-2009, 06:49 PM	#2 (permalink)
Shnyda Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Gold Coast Villas, Stellaris Casino, Madame Janettes, Arashi Beach, Baby Beach, Sopranos Posts: 651 Images: 6	Hahaha - sometimes the WRONG things just slip out! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Share Post on Facebook __________________ -E&K- Follow me on Twitter @ShnydaOne Summer Aruba trip in New Year's 2013 Aruba trip in

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12-16-2009, 07:58 PM	#4 (permalink)
Arubalisa Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Location: Boca Catalina Posts: 10,685 Images: 174	Look at the bright side. At least he did not call them b's like someone else recently did! http://www.politico.com/click/stories/0912/schumer_has_a_flight_to_forget_.html Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Share Post on Facebook __________________ Aruba Bound! ~ Blogging to Aruba ~ Hoosier Kitties ~ Our-Cruises ~ Pictures of Aruba

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12-16-2009, 11:30 PM	#6 (permalink)
qlaval Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 726	LOL..... What about this one... One of my flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us: “Captain Marvey *has asked me to announce that he'll be landing this big scary plane shortly. So, lovely people,* if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.” On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed, rather Arabic-looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. “Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines; but, I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.” She calmly turned her head and said, *“In my country, I am called a ‘Princess’. I take orders from no one.”* To which, I swear, the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, “Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a ‘Queen’. So, I outrank you. Tray up, Bitc_!”. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Share Post on Facebook __________________ Pierre

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12-17-2009, 07:19 AM	#9 (permalink)
DANNYO Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Marriott Surf Club Posts: 1,580 Images: 1	Was she really that old...only calling it the way he sees it Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Share Post on Facebook __________________

12-17-2009, 07:23 AM	#10 (permalink)
Andrea J. Aruba since 1979 Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Location: renaissance island, eagle beach, amsterdam manor/passions beach bar, Hung Paradis, alto vista chapel, madam janettes, big porch at B55 Posts: 13,258 Images: 80	my guess is that they were in their 60s certainly not old pierre u are a scream Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Share Post on Facebook