so we are seated, and the flight attendants come by with the beverage cart.
paul looks at the women and says, it is nice to see some "old timers".................meaning, you gals are OLD.
i almost pooped my pants.
they were none too happy being called old.
i said to him in a loud voice "WHAT the (BLANK) is wrong with you? i am sure you all know the word.
the 2 flight attendants agreed and told him, no beverage for you and they also said to me.....do not share yours with him!
later they came by with a can of coke for him.
he apologized and tried to make it come out the way he inteded but dug his grave deeper. open mouth insert whole leg.
we are speaking..............barely.