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    omg what paul said to 2 flight attendants today

    so we are seated, and the flight attendants come by with the beverage cart.

    paul looks at the women and says, it is nice to see some "old timers".................meaning, you gals are OLD.

    i almost pooped my pants.
    they were none too happy being called old.

    i said to him in a loud voice "WHAT the (BLANK) is wrong with you? i am sure you all know the word.
    the 2 flight attendants agreed and told him, no beverage for you and they also said to me.....do not share yours with him!

    later they came by with a can of coke for him.
    he apologized and tried to make it come out the way he inteded but dug his grave deeper. open mouth insert whole leg.

    we are speaking..............barely.

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    well... he is correct, and even the young ones are sometimes less than attractive ...

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    Look at the bright side. At least he did not call them b's like someone else recently did!
    http://www.politico.com/click/stories/0912/schumer_has_a_flight_to_forget_.html

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    Ha.
    That is something that I would do too!
    Decided to take down my timer!

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    LOL.....


    What about this one...

    One of my flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

    As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us: “Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing this big scary plane shortly. So, lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.”

    On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed, rather Arabic-looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines; but, I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.”

    She calmly turned her head and said,
    In my country, I am called a ‘Princess’. I take orders from no one.”

    To which, I swear, the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a ‘Queen’. So, I outrank you. Tray up, Bitc_!”.

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    omg!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andrea J. View Post

    i said to him in a loud voice "WHAT the (BLANK) is wrong with you? i am sure you all know the word.
    No, I don't. I can think of more than one option!
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    Was she really that old...only calling it the way he sees it

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    my guess is that they were in their 60s
    certainly not old

    pierre u are a scream

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