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    Senior Member Orrin's Avatar
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    School Daze

    Scenario 1:

    Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the
    school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.

    1955 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to
    his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.

    2009 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to
    jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in
    for traumatized students and teachers.

    Scenario 2:

    Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

    1955 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and
    end up buddies.

    2009 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both
    Johnny and Mark.. They are both charged with assault and both
    expelled even though Johnny started it.

    Scenario 3:

    Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students.

    1955 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good
    paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still
    and does not disrupt class again.

    2009 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a
    zombie. He is then tested for ADD. The school gets extra money
    from the state because Jeffrey has a disability.

    Scenario 4:

    Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him
    a whipping with his belt.

    1955 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to
    college and becomes a successful businessman.

    2009 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed
    to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told
    by Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and
    their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has an affair with the

    Scenario 5:

    Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

    1955 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the
    smoking dock.

    2009 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for
    drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.

    Scenario 6:

    Pedro fails high school English.

    1955 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to

    2009 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles
    appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a
    requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action
    lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro's English
    teacher. English is then banned from core curriculum. Pedro is
    given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living
    because he cannot speak English.

    Scenario 7:

    Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July,
    puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant

    1955 - Ants die.

    2009- ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called.. Johnny
    is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his
    parents -- and all siblings are removed from their home and all
    computers are confiscated. Johnny's dad is placed on a terror
    watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

    Scenario 8:

    Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He
    is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort

    1955 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

    2009 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her
    job. She faces 3 years in Prison.

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    Senior Member arubamark's Avatar
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    Aug 2008
    Ren Island
    Why is is "Mark" always manages to get into trouble?

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