We live in a house with, now 8, indoor cats. One cat is away ill boarding at the vets.
You would THINK 1 of 7 cats could catch and kill a mouse?
They are ALL fired! Just a bunch of lazy bums!
Dh was lucky enough to get a substitute and come home to "rescue" me.
Anyone hear me screaming bloody murder from where you live? Bugs and snakes I can deal with...but not mice.
We tore the whole downstairs apart hoping to find whatever was left of a carcass and nada, zilch, nothing...
"Useless", "worthless", "I am too fat, dumb and happy to care" and I havent' come up with names for the other cats yet just couldn't get the job done.
"Useless" actually caught him before dh got home. I ran the other way.
Evidently the mouse is the one with 9 lives and survived to live another day.
Oh sure they had tons of fun chasing him around this a.m. They are all sleeping soundly this afternoon after such an eventful morning.
"I am too fat, dumb and happy to care" & "worthless"