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charles · 01-28-2011, 09:48 PM

Some years ago, some guy asked if one of the hotels was topless and that thread was long enough to make a wedding dress. It went from that simple question on to the topic of males in SPEEDOS and at what age should a female no longer go topless as well as some medical stuff about the effects of gravity. I never knew If it was real, sarcastic or just a massive joke on me. It even occurred to me that this might be a massive "GROUP" joke and that I was left out.

Well here is the final step.

I was researching neighboring islands recently and came across one resort
that has (listen to this now) textile-free optional areas. I had heard the term before but had never seen it in actual use.

TEXTILE-FREE

That sounds like something a department store would advertise.

Consider this a "public service announcement" For those of you that do not know, TEXTILE FREE means . bare ass naked.

It is how I was born BUTT NAKED and not TEXTILE FREE.

How does this tie into tourism on Aruba? It doesn't, but then everything doesn't have to - does it?

be well
charles

*Andrea J.* · 01-28-2011, 10:38 PM

"textile free" love it!!

there is a textile free optional resort in bonaire that was formerly exclusively "textile free". now, textiles are welcomed too.

Love Aruba · 01-29-2011, 12:44 PM

HAHAHAHA I had NO idea there was a "textile free" resort in Aruba. Please tell me where, so when my DH and I go on our tour, we don't go there. hahahahahaha You guys just made my day, this is soooo funny!
Pat

charles · 01-29-2011, 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Love Aruba

HAHAHAHA I had NO idea there was a "textile free" resort in Aruba. Please tell me where, so when my DH and I go on our tour, we don't go there. hahahahahaha You guys just made my day, this is soooo funny!
Pat

Glad we gave you pleasure.
As far as I know, all hotels on Aruba require textile usage - at least in the lobby area.

be well
charles

*Andrea J.* · 01-30-2011, 08:04 AM

the renaissance island has an "adult only and a family section"
is the adult only side textile optional?

nikko · 01-30-2011, 08:08 AM

when i was snorkeling up at molmok one day there was a woman who was determined to be textile free! a few people make comment to her but she wasn't having it.......lol

charles · 01-30-2011, 10:21 AM

It's catchy isn't it?? TEXTILE FREE! TEXTILE FREE! TEXTILE FREE! TEXTILE FREE!

be well
charles

cindyo · 01-30-2011, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andrea J.

the renaissance island has an "adult only and a family section"
is the adult only side textile optional?

Have only see topless, not total nude there....hey, how come you didn't correct Charles for his use of vulgarity??? LOL....xo

charles · 01-30-2011, 12:18 PM

TEXTILE FREE means . bare "Donkey" naked. NAAHHHH doesn't sound right

It is how I was born BUTT NAKED and not TEXTILE FREE. Is Butt a badd wordd

*Andrea J.* · 01-30-2011, 02:52 PM

omgosh i missed it.
hahahahahaha

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01-28-2011, 09:48 PM	#1 (permalink)
charles Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Walking the shorelines in the evenings Posts: 354	Textile-free Some years ago, some guy asked if one of the hotels was topless and that thread was long enough to make a wedding dress. It went from that simple question on to the topic of males in SPEEDOS and at what age should a female no longer go topless as well as some medical stuff about the effects of gravity. I never knew If it was real, sarcastic or just a massive joke on me. It even occurred to me that this might be a massive "GROUP" joke and that I was left out. Well here is the final step. I was researching neighboring islands recently and came across one resort that has (listen to this now) textile-free optional areas. I had heard the term before but had never seen it in actual use. TEXTILE-FREE That sounds like something a department store would advertise. Consider this a "public service announcement" For those of you that do not know, TEXTILE FREE means . bare ass naked. It is how I was born BUTT NAKED and not TEXTILE FREE. How does this tie into tourism on Aruba? It doesn't, but then everything doesn't have to - does it? be well charles Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Share Post on Facebook __________________ RENTING A CELL MAKES $EN$E. TRY IT! Fast Phone Aruba Cell Phone Rentals http://www.fastphonearuba.com

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01-28-2011, 10:38 PM	#2 (permalink)
Andrea J. Aruba since 1979 Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Location: renaissance island, eagle beach, amsterdam manor/passions beach bar, Hung Paradis, alto vista chapel, madam janettes, big porch at B55 Posts: 13,258 Images: 80	"textile free" love it!! there is a textile free optional resort in bonaire that was formerly exclusively "textile free". now, textiles are welcomed too. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Share Post on Facebook __________________ Please, I'll have a Grande' decaf Mocha Latte' with a shot of liquid tranquilizer.

01-29-2011, 12:44 PM	#3 (permalink)
Love Aruba Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 645	HAHAHAHA I had NO idea there was a "textile free" resort in Aruba. Please tell me where, so when my DH and I go on our tour, we don't go there. hahahahahaha You guys just made my day, this is soooo funny! Pat Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Share Post on Facebook __________________ Next Aruba trip in

01-30-2011, 08:04 AM	#5 (permalink)
Andrea J. Aruba since 1979 Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Location: renaissance island, eagle beach, amsterdam manor/passions beach bar, Hung Paradis, alto vista chapel, madam janettes, big porch at B55 Posts: 13,258 Images: 80	the renaissance island has an "adult only and a family section" is the adult only side textile optional? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Share Post on Facebook __________________ Please, I'll have a Grande' decaf Mocha Latte' with a shot of liquid tranquilizer.

01-30-2011, 08:08 AM	#6 (permalink)
nikko Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: molmok eagle beach Posts: 256 Images: 59	when i was snorkeling up at molmok one day there was a woman who was determined to be textile free! a few people make comment to her but she wasn't having it.......lol Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Share Post on Facebook __________________

01-30-2011, 10:21 AM	#7 (permalink)
charles Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Walking the shorelines in the evenings Posts: 354	It's catchy isn't it?? TEXTILE FREE! TEXTILE FREE! TEXTILE FREE! TEXTILE FREE! be well charles Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Share Post on Facebook __________________ RENTING A CELL MAKES $EN$E. TRY IT! Fast Phone Aruba Cell Phone Rentals http://www.fastphonearuba.com

01-30-2011, 12:18 PM	#9 (permalink)
charles Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Walking the shorelines in the evenings Posts: 354	TEXTILE FREE means . bare "Donkey" naked. NAAHHHH doesn't sound right It is how I was born BUTT NAKED and not TEXTILE FREE. Is Butt a badd wordd Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Share Post on Facebook __________________ RENTING A CELL MAKES $EN$E. TRY IT! Fast Phone Aruba Cell Phone Rentals http://www.fastphonearuba.com

01-30-2011, 02:52 PM	#10 (permalink)
Andrea J. Aruba since 1979 Moderator Join Date: May 2007 Location: renaissance island, eagle beach, amsterdam manor/passions beach bar, Hung Paradis, alto vista chapel, madam janettes, big porch at B55 Posts: 13,258 Images: 80	omgosh i missed it. hahahahahaha . Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Share Post on Facebook __________________ Please, I'll have a Grande' decaf Mocha Latte' with a shot of liquid tranquilizer.