Some years ago, some guy asked if one of the hotels was topless and that thread was long enough to make a wedding dress. It went from that simple question on to the topic of males in SPEEDOS and at what age should a female no longer go topless as well as some medical stuff about the effects of gravity. I never knew If it was real, sarcastic or just a massive joke on me. It even occurred to me that this might be a massive "GROUP" joke and that I was left out.
Well here is the final step.
I was researching neighboring islands recently and came across one resort
that has (listen to this now) textile-free optional areas. I had heard the term before but had never seen it in actual use.
That sounds like something a department store would advertise.
Consider this a "public service announcement" For those of you that do not know, TEXTILE FREE means . bare ass naked.
It is how I was born BUTT NAKED and not TEXTILE FREE.
How does this tie into tourism on Aruba? It doesn't, but then everything doesn't have to - does it?