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    Textile-free

    Some years ago, some guy asked if one of the hotels was topless and that thread was long enough to make a wedding dress. It went from that simple question on to the topic of males in SPEEDOS and at what age should a female no longer go topless as well as some medical stuff about the effects of gravity. I never knew If it was real, sarcastic or just a massive joke on me. It even occurred to me that this might be a massive "GROUP" joke and that I was left out.

    Well here is the final step.

    I was researching neighboring islands recently and came across one resort
    that has (listen to this now) textile-free optional areas. I had heard the term before but had never seen it in actual use.

    TEXTILE-FREE

    That sounds like something a department store would advertise.

    Consider this a "public service announcement" For those of you that do not know, TEXTILE FREE means . bare ass naked.

    It is how I was born BUTT NAKED and not TEXTILE FREE.

    How does this tie into tourism on Aruba? It doesn't, but then everything doesn't have to - does it?

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    "textile free" love it!!

    there is a textile free optional resort in bonaire that was formerly exclusively "textile free". now, textiles are welcomed too.

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    HAHAHAHA I had NO idea there was a "textile free" resort in Aruba. Please tell me where, so when my DH and I go on our tour, we don't go there. hahahahahaha You guys just made my day, this is soooo funny!
    Pat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Love Aruba View Post
    HAHAHAHA I had NO idea there was a "textile free" resort in Aruba. Please tell me where, so when my DH and I go on our tour, we don't go there. hahahahahaha You guys just made my day, this is soooo funny!
    Pat
    Glad we gave you pleasure.
    As far as I know, all hotels on Aruba require textile usage - at least in the lobby area.

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    the renaissance island has an "adult only and a family section"
    is the adult only side textile optional?

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    when i was snorkeling up at molmok one day there was a woman who was determined to be textile free! a few people make comment to her but she wasn't having it.......lol

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    It's catchy isn't it?? TEXTILE FREE! TEXTILE FREE! TEXTILE FREE! TEXTILE FREE!

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    Lol....

    Quote Originally Posted by Andrea J. View Post
    the renaissance island has an "adult only and a family section"
    is the adult only side textile optional?

    Have only see topless, not total nude there....hey, how come you didn't correct Charles for his use of vulgarity??? LOL....xo
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    TEXTILE FREE means . bare "Donkey" naked. NAAHHHH doesn't sound right

    It is how I was born BUTT NAKED and not TEXTILE FREE. Is Butt a badd wordd
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    omgosh i missed it.
    hahahahahaha

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