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Thread: My Imaginary Aruba Story.

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    her bathing suit flew off and all of her was visible flying thru the air with the "greatest of ease"

    once she hit the water she submerged and did not come up.
    one of the JP crew dove in and brought "Mommie Dearest" to the surface where she was sputtering and gasping.
    never drink and flip off the JP swing.

    My kids, her grandkids..needed bleach for their eyes and will need psycho therapy to get over what they saw.
    ​In a world where you can be anything, be kind!
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    And the crew member who saved her will need a case of Balashi to forget what he had to haul out of the water. He is just grateful he did not have to give mouth to mouth.

    Jolly Pirates have banned her for life.

    I wonder if it will show up on youtube or FB. People had their phones out. Maybe it'll teacher the old hag a lesson, but probably not.

    I'm beginning to wish I didn't win that money.

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    When I first saw the title of this thread, I was so thrilled. I could show my imagination and very warped sense of humour but as soon as I read Andrea's intro, and there were kids and I might have to be nice to them, my heart sank. I still don't think Carnival has forgiven me for having volunteered to organize a 'kiddie toss' on a cruise about 35 years ago.

    It has been a wonderful story, the foregoing notwithstanding. Have a great day and a wonderful week.
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    So I took some of the remaining money and dropped the old hag oops I mean my mother in law, off to the airport with a direct flight Betty Ford. I got back to the Costa Linda in time for a wonderful afternoon with my husband and kids. My father in law was off checking out the hot babes on the beach. No flies on him!
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    ……….OMG..... I musta passed out, like for days..... I just woke up sunburned on Eagle Beach and I cannot find my family..... I think I'll go check....
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    for the closest place for a bucket of ice cold brights....then I will....

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    . . . . drink them and check out the hot guys(just looking, no touchy, feely) on the beach until . . . .

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    .... I realized that DW would not be happy with me checking out the guys...... soooooooo I started checking bikini bottoms..... it's amazing how many girls just cannot affort to have a full back to their bikini bottoms..... I tried to talk about this with one of the young ladies and she......
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    said "okay boomer"...


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    ... boy that was a reality check and not great for my ego. Guess it’s time to find the family. I’ll head off to ...

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