Wow! I love your spirit and love that you had an answer for each statement. You go girl! So frustrating being with people like that. We all have them in our lives!!!I think the funniest thing is when they spout their conspiracy theories and I give them back logic. They then change the subject or get upset or can't seem to put a sentence together.
I was talking to a guy that was called for an estimate to do work at my husband's office complex. Total antivaxer, conspiracy theorist, scripture quoting. For every argument, I had a better reply. He says "God will protect me" I say God gave us the vaccine. I also tell him that the bible says we must do everything to save a life and getting the vaccine saves lives. He changes the subject to microchipping-I told him if everyone had microchips then when I am old and senile they won't have to issue a Silver Alert when I go missing. I also said it would reduce crime because if everyone was chipped, they would know who was where when and easily know who committed the crime. He says, something about the government knowing where you are. I told him if I am not doing something wrong, then what is the problem? He mumbles something to the effect of "they will figure out a way to take it out of their body" and then tells me to have a good day and gets in his truck. I love making these people squirm with logic.
My former chiropractor. Even before covid he lead a march against required school vaccinations in NJ. Over several visits: He says stuff like "why get the vaccine if it doesn't prevent you from getting the virus, only dying from it'. Me -Not dying is high on my list. Him: Do I think covid started in a lab or the wet markets. Me: I really don't know and I don't think we will ever know. Him: Obama had them researching this type of virus when he was president in the Carolinas. The Democrats and China worked together to spread the virus to get Trump out of office. Me: I don't know whether the virus came from the wet markets or the labs in China. If it came from the labs it could be accidental-someone not following protocols. If it was on purpose, maybe it was because China was upset that Trump put the tariffs on the goods coming out of China. His reply "Isn't so and so your cousin?"(a state senator and friend of the chiropractor). Me: yep-his mother is my first cousin, I babysat for him and change his diapers as a baby and I also taught with his mother-in-law for many years. Him: Did you vote for him? Me; yes he is family. I have not been back to the chiropractor and did not vote for my cousin in this November's election since he has made his antivax feeling know publically.